Web Stalkers

Just cuz I comment from my phone doesnt mean Ima answer my phone..stop web stalkin me!

I already kno ev'body..well not ev'body bc some pple out here are super lames..but us non lame pple got pple who be on that web stalkin shit. Web stalkin can come in many diff forms such as someone commentin on ev'thing u say, or ev'time u online u 'just so happen' to be on also and message u, etc..but the web stalkin im talkin bout is pple callin u soon as u post some new shit, im talkin like 1min after u post the new shit.

Personally I be on some 'leave me alone' shit. Aint nuthn to talk about wit u all day ev'day, aint no reason to be on the phne wit u ev'day. I wanna do my own shit, sit back, chill, drink, play guitar hero, hell I mite be playin wit my own ass (no homo shit) but I dont wanna be textin, or talkin to nobody. But, they got them pple who dont understand that shit and be callin & textin on some all day type shit, talkn bout the same thing "what u doin" nuthn wit u Bitch fuck!! Then get mad when u dont reply to they simple ass.

Nigga be on FB and 2sec after the status go up here they come callin u "i knw u seen I called u" "i knw u seen i texted u" "i knw u herd me knockin on ur door"..umm yeah I knw but I ddnt respond/answer for a reason..get off my nuts bc there's no room for u and the sweat..God Damn web stalkin ass.

There should be a way to handle web stalkers..what way is that u mite ask..hell I have no fckin clue is my response..Ima just start replyin to them "u on that dub S shit" and leave it at that. Sometimes when u hit em wit less words it hurts more bc u gettin strait to the point. Puts that sting in they heart, like "damn", thats all they can say after bein hit wit the short response..they'll get the clue after that. Fck they feelings, if they wasnt web stalkin they wouldnt have a reason to get they feelins hurt now would they!

I wonder how many pple this gonna piss off after they read it..Ill knw this for sure tho, anyone who gets mad at this shit is a Web Stalker..aint it funny how nobody likes bein called out for the lame shit they be doin! But Pistol dont give a fck, I calls it out like a game announcer. Trip shit is I knw somebody gonna be mad pissed at me bc they gonna think I singled em out, and they gonna say they not mad but its gonna be written on they face like Misunderstood on Lil Wayne, so u knw they gonna get the sour face, bc Twan knw UFrontin!

Its all love yall, keep it 100 til tmrw

Night Fly

Hat: Cooperstown Collection Padres

Shirt: Polo

Thermal Shirt: Champs

Vest: Express

Jeans: Express

Shoes: Puma

Watch: Guess

I call this my Just Enuff look, bc Im not doin too much but Im still doin enough to where ur gonna peep my fit, then peep it again just to make sure u took ev'thing in. It starts at the feet though bc if the shoe's arent right then it doesn't even matter what the rest of ur fit looks like, people will just see the poo ass kicks u decided to put on and ultimately that'll be all they remember. So here I got the limited Puma's..and I kno they limited bc when my shoe dealer nigga seen em he was like "where u found that color?"....so, I got the limited Puma's to make em peep and remember me/respect my kick game/envy bc they aint got em, and the rest of the fit is just a compliment to the sneeks, plus u can neva go wrong wit a Ralph Lauren and puffy vest. This rite here is simple but murda status bc brown is somethin that not ev'one can pull off..and I pull it off so eliquently if I do say so myself and in the words of one of my close lady friends..whose also Trillion Tilt'n on the female style game, "that outfit is on point and the shoes set it OFF".

P.S. to the assumers...I had this style b4 Wale hit the scene..not sayin he stole my shit, just sayin this aint sumin so difficult that someone else cldnt do it too! Its just too difficult for UR simple ass to pull off!

And if U cant respect that u gets the sour face, bc we all kno UFrontin!

Angels Remix Dirty Money feat. Lupe

Already a hot record..then U put Lupe on with the crazy flow! Certified hotshit..This that Dirty Money!..FNF..U.P.!

Shining Down

When I 1st herd this at his Tulane concert, all he gave us was the corus...and the crowd went crazie!! So I had to come back and post it..buku months later..bc today is Lupe Day..Im mad excited about the new mixtape if U can't tell, but I still havent had time to sit down & peep it, but I aint trippin bc I kno I wont be disappointed! So, lets re-visit Shining Down real quick..FNF..U.P.!

NEW LUPE!!! As Promised!!

Happy Thanksgiving..If u recall I been announced that the homie Lupe would be dropping a mixtape on this day of thanks..& here it is..well the imagry anyway..if u wanna download it go find it yourself..naw Im playing, u know I got the link for yall..So yeah Enemy Of The State, A Love Story..enjoy bc the sequel is coming on Christmas..Lupe got gifts..no Ray J reference!

http://www.datpiff.com/Lupe_Fiasco_Enemy_Of_The_State_A_Love_Story.m80764.html

Slow Death

I hate bein sick, and when Im sick I turn n2 the biggest baby u'll eva see...but its all good cuz Im still the flyest nigga u'll eva meet! So Ima recap my slow road to death bc last nite I swear I was die'n, and if u was N this crib u wldve thot the same. (this story gonna contain some nasty shit, so if u got a weak stomach u mite wanna re-think readin this!)

My road to death started round 6p, I was at my desk at work and felt the need to releave some pressure from the anal section of my body but I cldnt go rite then bc I gotta plan my time off the phone bc Cox dont play that off the phone shit. So I went and handled my biz round 7 and it was all good..like all good, I thot I was strait and good for the rest of the nite..boy was I wrong. Round 720p my mouth started waterin and that aint a good thing bc nuthn good comes after a mouth water. Needless to say I went in the bathroom and spilled my guts for bout the next 10min. I thot I was gonna be strait after that, copped me a Sprite, went back to desk and started doin what I do best...fix this cable and internet! Again the mouth water feelin came back and I spilled my guts again..triple worse than b4! I was on FML mode by then so I got my shit and left.

The ride home was strait but soon as I hit the door I hit the toilet! Nigga had yellow shit comin out the mouth and green shit comin out the ass..I was literally gettin fck'd both was, anal and oral! (pause..no homo..and all them otha anti-gay terms!) I couldnt keep nuthn down, if I drunk it, it came up 5min later, if I ate it, it came out 10min later..very uncool! I shit so much it turned into water..Jesus can turn water into wine but this nigga Twan can turn shit into water..What u kno about that (T.I. voice) Can I put Jesus and nigga in the same statement? Fck it its already been done..but back to my story. So I was earlin and shitin from 8-12..I didnt have nuthn left in me. I started earlin stomach acid nigga! That red shit that got a tart taste..yeah stomach acid!

Time for me to end this shit bc dont nobody wanna read a full blown book out chea..but..so I had a smoothie round 745..btw keep these times in mind bc we coming back to em in a min..so I had a smoothie round 745a..fried fish and shrimp round 1230p wit some blue kool-aid, my favorite. I say that to say this..nuthn I ate all day digested bc I earled it all up..including the kool-aid..how a nigga earl kool-aid..that shit fck'd me up when I seen that blue in the toilet..but it was the sweetest smellin vomit eva! Im hungry as fuk now tho..thats how a nigga kno he strait..back in the food game, ova the food poison, almost died but I wont be taken down by sumin I love so much, so what the bizness is..where the grub at cuz my stomach on E! and anybody who's eva had the poison gotta feel what I went thru, and if u dont u gets the sour face bc we all know, UFrontin!

Its all love, keep it 100 til tmrw

50 on Tavis Smiley

http://video.pbs.org/video/1338010835/

Peep 50 on Tavis Smiley show, aired this past Friday 11/20. This is why 50 is one of my favorite artist/businessman. No need for me to explain because this fantastic interview will explain it all for u & after watching if u still not feelin 50 then u gets the sour face bc we all know UFrontin!

Its all love, keep it 100 til later!

Funny But True (We Go Hard!)

If u missed any of the most funny status updates FaceBook has eva seen btwn me and the homie Woody, here's the full recap...We going hard..and these are ALL TRUE, nothin here's made up!!

Gregory Woody Woods ever notice the large amount of ppl my age (28) and older that be on fbook ALL the time! what ever happened to 'lives', 'kids', 'jobs', etc, etc.???!

Gregory Woody Woods ever notice that chicks don't really care about being a hoe as long as they got one friend who slept with mo niggas than them?! where they do that at?? EVERYWHERE (bout 40 chicks gon read this and start thinking bout that friend, and if u don't know who she is, then you're IT!)

Gregory Woody Woods ever notice that some chicks 'conversate' with like 3-4 dudes in the same click, at the same time? don't they know that them niggas talk and are all competeing to see if they can fuck u first! and the winner WILL brag regardless of what he tells u!

Gregory Woody Woods ever notice that some chicks be in the club swallowing like 20 drinks with no problem, then later that week, be at a dude house, he give her ONE drink, she claim she so messed up then fuck him?? blaming it 'on the al, al, al, alcohol' don't fly with niggas! we knew u wanted to fuck from jump (or else we wouldn't waste our liquor on u!)

Antoine Mitchell Shouts out to the chicks tht just dont give a fuk! they b bout gettn there's no matter what..like smashin u n a twin bed wit they cousin sleep on the otha side..N the same bed!!

Gregory Woody Woods ever notice that when niggas dog chicks out (like this) in status updates at least one chick who fits the description "likes" the status? No explanation needed.

Antoine Mitchell Shouts out to the chicks whose main goal n life is to smash the homies..all D homies..i have no prblem wit u and neitha do the HOMIES!

Gregory Woody Woods ever notice that some chicks at a job fuck 3-4 niggas at the job, then walk around like NOBODY knows? someone let her know that we ALL know, and yes, we be talking bout you!

Antoine Mitchell Shouts out to the chicks who'll do whateva to get n a nigga crib..like purposly lock they keys n they car so they cant go home..damn bitch,all u had to do was ask for the dick,its free..but pop a lock cost!!

Gregory Woody Woods ever notice that some chicks dont want u to go too hard cuz her roommate might hear? like yo roommate don't know why u got a nigga in yo room at 3am!

Antoine Mitchell Shouts out to the chicks who b bout a 1 nite standbut dnt want u to kno,so she naked n ur bed and all she want u to say is ull respect her tmrw..then her next statemnt is ''do u hve a condom?''...hell yeah i got a condom bitch!!

Gregory Woody Woods ever notice the LARGE amount of dykes that used to be hoes? just cuz u stop getting dick (for a minute) don't mean that the real lesbians won't know! they smash and dash too! (and you'll still be a hoe when u go back to dick)

Antoine Mitchell Shouts out to the chicks who ''claim'' they'd neva give head when they talkn round they friends,but once yall alone the 1st thing they corn on the cob ya..i knew u sucked bitch,ur lips too big not to!!

Gregory Woody Woods ever notice how some chicks cry and comain bout the shit a nigga do, but one week later be right on his side like nothing happened? niggas do that shit to u cuz he KNOW u gon let him get away with it. (while u reading this, he getting him now, but, of course, you'll get over it)

Antoine Mitchell Shouts out to the chicks whose only request is that u dnt do it too hard bc the baby layn next to yall n the bed and she dnt wanna wake em....bitch u see how long i am..im goin N!!

Gregory Woody Woods ever notice how some chicks have a baby for a dude, then act like she got him for life? baby mamas who still give baby daddies pussy eventho he got a chick hafta realize that YOU ARE JUST PUSSY (easily, accesible pussy, but still JUST pussy)

Antoine Mitchell Shouts out to the chicks who still live at home but still need the pipe n they life,so they have u ova mad late but u cant smash n the living room bc its by her parents room..so its strait back shots in the kitchen...i wldnt eat those apples if i was u!!

Gregory Woody Woods ever notice how chicks show their TRUE colors for Halloween? just costumes?! yeah right! the niggas that be fucking them can REALLY let u know the deal!

Antoine Mitchell Shouts out to the ALL the chicks that thought id neva tell...cm'on now,u REALLY ddnt think i wldnt tell now did u!!

Gregory Woody Woods fuck them hating ass, snitching ass niggas!! big nuk coming home!! drinks on me the whe weekend in Houma!! I'll be drunk EVERY second!!!

Antoine Mitchell Shouts out to the chicks who kno u only n town for 1 nite but want tht throwbck dic..but they bleedin so they settle for suckn and swallow'n u....u aint gettn u but bitch i got meeeee!!

Antoine Mitchell Shouts out to the chicks who think they b the ones runnin the G just bc a nigga come ova when she call him after they hvent spoken n a min...bitch thts what we want,jokes on u cuz i ''came'' and u ddnt!!

Antoine Mitchell Shouts out to the ''in denial'' chicks who always sayin ''im not like that anymore''...bitch once a hoe always a hoe,u not like that but just swallow'd me in my nigga livin room..oh yes ur like that!!

Hope yall enjoyed that bc we both went in, and this aint posted in the correct order..why u ask,bc im lazy..but hell u still get the same effect bc this is some funny shit, and if u think this aint funny u gets the sour face,bc we all know UFrontin!

Its all love,keep it 100 til tmrw yall!

Johnny..The Game Needs U!

Me and my nigga was talk'n the otha nite, b4 the liquor kicked in, bout rappers catchin all this jail time ova lil shit. We came to the conclusion that if Johnny was still here they wouldnt be catchin these 1yr sentences ova 2 shooters! Then we came to anutha conclusion that the white man killed Johnny (aiight so maybe they ddnt kill Johnny but they aint mad he gone!)

Lets take a look at it real quick shall we. The lil homie Weezy goin away for a yr for a gun that was found on a bus, FOUND on a bus. Nigga wasnt out chea lettin the guns go, it was ON the bus, not to mention had otha niggas DNA on the pistol. So how the richest nigga in the group get the time. And Im not tryin to hear "thats New York, they tough on them gun laws" naw nigga...Diddy...that's all I gotta say about New Yorks gun laws.

Then we got T.I., who had a whole arsenal on some "Im bout to blow up Iran" shit. TIP got off light tho; a show here, a few talks to the kids there, and a yr in the Feds..nuthin right, maybe. But here's what fux me up, T.I. got a yr and some community service for all them guns and silencers and shit..yall seen the guns laid out on the table..then Wayne get basically the same time for a lil 22 that really couldve been faught in court and dropped to lesser charge..Where's Johnny when u need him!?

This nigga O.J. took the LAPD on a ride thru the city. Stopped all traffic and TV programing for the next 30yrs (ok that was an exaggeration but u kno!) Johnny got this nigga off murda, resisting arrest, flea'n, and probly some otha shit that we aint aware of bc that chase was long as hell so there had to be mad laws broken that day...Off Scott Free Nigga!! Then he gets Diddy off attempted. Diddy was on some flea shit too. Pass that time to Shine and got right back to the money..EARLY...ON SOME YEAH TYPE SHIT!! (shouts to Moon!)

I say all that to say this, O.J. and Diddy's charges was WAAAAY more serious than T.I. and Wayne charges, so if he can get them off you already know Johnny would got T.I. and Wayne's cases dropped quick fast and in a hurry. T.I. shit wouldve been put on some random nigga walkin down the street and Wayne shit wouldve been put on Gudda..hell Gudda aint spittin that heat any way, so them steel bars wouldve gave him some..steel bars!....So...yeah, Johnny..Mr Get A Nigga Off Quick, the rappers still need you..if only you wouldve left a protege b4 u left!

And if u aint feelin that, u mos def gets the sour face, bc we all know UFrontin!

Its all love, keep it 100 til tmrw yall!

Sunday Night Reality Check

If U fail to question the truth, UR CHOOSING to assume a lie...u can only be mad at urslf!

Basically means if u dont ask the questions to get the answers, or the info, u want how u gonna get mad at the otha person. It seems like civilians livin like the army, on some Dont Ask Dont Tell type shit. Hell I cant say I havent done the same once or twice, but one way or the otha Ima get the info out ur ass that I want, whether I come rite out and ask u or if u voulenteer the info bc I asked u on the sly & u was too slow to catch on til after the fact. From a nigga standpoint we only gonna tell u what u want u to kno, and we'll avoid certain ques like uve neva seen a nigga avoid shit b4....we'll be dodgin it on some matrix shit!

Here's the secret, Ima give it out bc I really dont care & truly it shld'nt be a secret bc its common sense & if u havent caught on by this stage in life then u need to QUIT LIFE! A nigga will only ask u what he wants u to ask him & 9 times out of 10 if a certain ques or subject doesnt get bought up its not bc yall just havent gotten to that stage yet, its on purpose, the nigga dont want ur ass to kno! Broads is smashin on the 'half day', they not waiting a full day anymore. Its 1p, bitch fuckin u by 7p..thats a half day! So if u smashin ona half day then u need to ask some questions about this nigga bc there aint no stage to wait on, hell u est urslf as the 'smash chick'. Niggas really dont give a fuck about u so we aint askin nuthn too in depth about u or ur life..its really not important to us, but if u find that nigga who does care like that, consider urslf lucky bc dude mite like u..but this aint about like!lol

So to re-cap...if there's somethin u wanna know ex..do u have a gf, do u have kids, any diseases, how many chicks have u been wit, do u live wit ur mom..etc...u need to open ur mouth and ask the shit. Dont find out way after the fact and be on some "oh fuck u nigga" shit bc then u look stupid and made the process of getting rid of ur ass so much easier! And if u thinking that any of the above isnt true, or cant happen to u bc ur such a 'Bad Bitch' then u gets the sour face, bc we all know UFrontin!

Its all love, keep it 100 til tmrw yall!

Night Fly

Military Button Up: Express

Vest: Express

Jeans: Express

Boots: Polo

Belt: Rocawear

Glasses: Rocawear

Watch: Freestyle

Duffel Bag: Ralph Lauren

The subtle fly is nuthn to me. Its describes my style perfectly; not too flashy, not too plain, but what I do no man can duplicate. I always say "dont wear the clothes, make the fit!" and I feel I make every fit I put on my frame, but its not just about the clothes, its also about the person wearing them. Let ur clothes reflect ur personality bc its easy to spot when someone isn't doin them and just copyin something they saw someone else do. Some call it swagger, I call it Trillion-tilt'n, and I been Trillion-tilt'n for a while now, Im damn near on the ground!

Best I Ever Had (parody) Affion Crockett

When it comes to celeb impersonations Affion's one of the best..if not D best!!!

Lil Duval (Raw You)

The funniest song eva!

Jordan Double Play

So what we got here is the Air Jordan XXV (25) & the Air Jordan II (2) Retro 3M Reflective. Personally Id rather the classics because Im not feelin the currents. They do say "To each is own" tho right? Riiiite!

Lupe Mixtape

Lupe announced after murdering Drake's forever beat that he'll be droppin a mixtape on 11/25. With We Are Lasers droppin in December an early Thanksgiving mixtape is just what us Lupe fans need to tie us over til were blessed wit that "real" hiphop that only The Cool could produce. Im not sure of the mixtape name but it doesnt matter if its called "download this" Ima have that on deck in heavy rotation. Try to sit and act like you havent been fiendin for some new Lupe material and Ill mos def have to give you the sour face, bc we all know UFrontin!

Todays Fresh

http://www.freshnessmag.com/2009/11/13/nike-dynasty-high-qk-le-dark-army-and-dark-grey/

These Fresh, but what would u do wit em. Only the truly fly could pull off a pair of kicks such as these. They subtle but at the same time still got a lot going on. Pair wit a fresh pair of denims, cool LRG or Akoo, even PlayCloths would look fresh wit these. No doubt these fresh and if u think different u gets the sour face, bc we all know UFrontin!

Peep the picks & see for yourself!

Convo Wit Wale

http://www.freshnessmag.com/2009/11/11/freshness-feature-a-man-of-all-trades-a-conversation-with-wale/

Convo wit the UFrontin man of the month Wale. Peep it, and after u peep it, go cop the album.

Whaddupp!

N.O. vs ATL

Im not the biggest football fan but when it comes to the home team, I ALL N. They got some home pple who ridin wit the rival team...and to them i simply say...KILL YO SELF..we can be cool tomorrow but today we aint rockin because u from the cresent but ridin with the Falcon so we all know...UFrontin!

Sunday HipHop Report

Get Tha huuuut Outta Here!

Whats up wit people sue'n rappers for work they did on an album and "supposidly" didnt get paid for....3-5 years later? Self proclaimed Best Rapper Alive Lil Wayne and N my opinion the Most Ignant..thats right, Ignant Rapper/CEO Alive Baby are being sue'd by some dude named Thomas Marasciullo for Copyright on some voice overs he did on Like Father Like Son and 5* Stunna albums. Both of which were released over 3yrs ago and NOW dude lookin for that paper, talkin bout he didnt know they used his recordings until his daughter found the songs by accident when lookin for the Respect song by Aretha Franklin....nigga UFrontin. Here's what I think. Dude son was an engineer for Cash Money but then got the boot..long story short..but b4 he got the boot he probly went to Baby wit the idea of puttin the mafia style sample voice overs on his albums bc as we all know Baby thinks he's an Italian mobster for some crazy ass reason, so hell why not throw the voice overs on the album and add to the fantasy right. They probly got a lil sumin for it but shiit you dealin with Cash Money Records so there's no paperwork involved. Fast forward to present time and the son loses his engineer gig...now we gotta get this dough..3yrs later! Pow!! So we gotta hit this court and file this suit real quick, get the money real quick bc Wayne bout to do this bid, Baby next album bout to drop..and flop...so we gotta get this popin ASAP b4 there aint no funds to collect, so says the Marasciullo dude to his son. Little does he know that he aint bout to get nuthn for them voice overs bc them Copyright lawsuits almost always get tossed outta court on some frisby shit. There should be a time limit on when u can approach somebody about something u did for them but didnt get no luv for..like 1month should be the limit..dont come at me after 1month talkin bout "yo son u remember when I did that for u" No nigga I dont remember, now go THAT way and KILL YO SELF!!..As far as this Marasciullo dude and this bogus lawsuit, u gets the sour face bc we all know...UFrontin!

Its all love yall, keep it 100 til tmrw yall