If u missed any of the most funny status updates FaceBook has eva seen btwn me and the homie Woody, here's the full recap...We going hard..and these are ALL TRUE, nothin here's made up!!Gregory Woody Woods ever notice the large amount of ppl my age (28) and older that be on fbook ALL the time! what ever happened to 'lives', 'kids', 'jobs', etc, etc.???!
Gregory Woody Woods ever notice that chicks don't really care about being a hoe as long as they got one friend who slept with mo niggas than them?! where they do that at?? EVERYWHERE (bout 40 chicks gon read this and start thinking bout that friend, and if u don't know who she is, then you're IT!)
Gregory Woody Woods ever notice that some chicks 'conversate' with like 3-4 dudes in the same click, at the same time? don't they know that them niggas talk and are all competeing to see if they can fuck u first! and the winner WILL brag regardless of what he tells u!
Gregory Woody Woods ever notice that some chicks be in the club swallowing like 20 drinks with no problem, then later that week, be at a dude house, he give her ONE drink, she claim she so messed up then fuck him?? blaming it 'on the al, al, al, alcohol' don't fly with niggas! we knew u wanted to fuck from jump (or else we wouldn't waste our liquor on u!)
Antoine Mitchell Shouts out to the chicks tht just dont give a fuk! they b bout gettn there's no matter what..like smashin u n a twin bed wit they cousin sleep on the otha side..N the same bed!!
Gregory Woody Woods ever notice that when niggas dog chicks out (like this) in status updates at least one chick who fits the description "likes" the status? No explanation needed.
Antoine Mitchell Shouts out to the chicks whose main goal n life is to smash the homies..all D homies..i have no prblem wit u and neitha do the HOMIES!
Gregory Woody Woods ever notice that some chicks at a job fuck 3-4 niggas at the job, then walk around like NOBODY knows? someone let her know that we ALL know, and yes, we be talking bout you!
Antoine Mitchell Shouts out to the chicks who'll do whateva to get n a nigga crib..like purposly lock they keys n they car so they cant go home..damn bitch,all u had to do was ask for the dick,its free..but pop a lock cost!!
Gregory Woody Woods ever notice that some chicks dont want u to go too hard cuz her roommate might hear? like yo roommate don't know why u got a nigga in yo room at 3am!
Antoine Mitchell Shouts out to the chicks who b bout a 1 nite standbut dnt want u to kno,so she naked n ur bed and all she want u to say is ull respect her tmrw..then her next statemnt is ''do u hve a condom?''...hell yeah i got a condom bitch!!
Gregory Woody Woods ever notice the LARGE amount of dykes that used to be hoes? just cuz u stop getting dick (for a minute) don't mean that the real lesbians won't know! they smash and dash too! (and you'll still be a hoe when u go back to dick)
Antoine Mitchell Shouts out to the chicks who ''claim'' they'd neva give head when they talkn round they friends,but once yall alone the 1st thing they corn on the cob ya..i knew u sucked bitch,ur lips too big not to!!
Gregory Woody Woods ever notice how some chicks cry and comain bout the shit a nigga do, but one week later be right on his side like nothing happened? niggas do that shit to u cuz he KNOW u gon let him get away with it. (while u reading this, he getting him now, but, of course, you'll get over it)
Antoine Mitchell Shouts out to the chicks whose only request is that u dnt do it too hard bc the baby layn next to yall n the bed and she dnt wanna wake em....bitch u see how long i am..im goin N!!
Gregory Woody Woods ever notice how some chicks have a baby for a dude, then act like she got him for life? baby mamas who still give baby daddies pussy eventho he got a chick hafta realize that YOU ARE JUST PUSSY (easily, accesible pussy, but still JUST pussy)
Antoine Mitchell Shouts out to the chicks who still live at home but still need the pipe n they life,so they have u ova mad late but u cant smash n the living room bc its by her parents room..so its strait back shots in the kitchen...i wldnt eat those apples if i was u!!
Gregory Woody Woods ever notice how chicks show their TRUE colors for Halloween? just costumes?! yeah right! the niggas that be fucking them can REALLY let u know the deal!
Antoine Mitchell Shouts out to the ALL the chicks that thought id neva tell...cm'on now,u REALLY ddnt think i wldnt tell now did u!!
Gregory Woody Woods fuck them hating ass, snitching ass niggas!! big nuk coming home!! drinks on me the whe weekend in Houma!! I'll be drunk EVERY second!!!
Antoine Mitchell Shouts out to the chicks who kno u only n town for 1 nite but want tht throwbck dic..but they bleedin so they settle for suckn and swallow'n u....u aint gettn u but bitch i got meeeee!!
Antoine Mitchell Shouts out to the chicks who think they b the ones runnin the G just bc a nigga come ova when she call him after they hvent spoken n a min...bitch thts what we want,jokes on u cuz i ''came'' and u ddnt!!
Antoine Mitchell Shouts out to the ''in denial'' chicks who always sayin ''im not like that anymore''...bitch once a hoe always a hoe,u not like that but just swallow'd me in my nigga livin room..oh yes ur like that!!
Hope yall enjoyed that bc we both went in, and this aint posted in the correct order..why u ask,bc im lazy..but hell u still get the same effect bc this is some funny shit, and if u think this aint funny u gets the sour face,bc we all know UFrontin!
Its all love,keep it 100 til tmrw yall!
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