Slow Death

I hate bein sick, and when Im sick I turn n2 the biggest baby u'll eva see...but its all good cuz Im still the flyest nigga u'll eva meet! So Ima recap my slow road to death bc last nite I swear I was die'n, and if u was N this crib u wldve thot the same. (this story gonna contain some nasty shit, so if u got a weak stomach u mite wanna re-think readin this!)

My road to death started round 6p, I was at my desk at work and felt the need to releave some pressure from the anal section of my body but I cldnt go rite then bc I gotta plan my time off the phone bc Cox dont play that off the phone shit. So I went and handled my biz round 7 and it was all good..like all good, I thot I was strait and good for the rest of the nite..boy was I wrong. Round 720p my mouth started waterin and that aint a good thing bc nuthn good comes after a mouth water. Needless to say I went in the bathroom and spilled my guts for bout the next 10min. I thot I was gonna be strait after that, copped me a Sprite, went back to desk and started doin what I do best...fix this cable and internet! Again the mouth water feelin came back and I spilled my guts again..triple worse than b4! I was on FML mode by then so I got my shit and left.

The ride home was strait but soon as I hit the door I hit the toilet! Nigga had yellow shit comin out the mouth and green shit comin out the ass..I was literally gettin fck'd both was, anal and oral! (pause..no homo..and all them otha anti-gay terms!) I couldnt keep nuthn down, if I drunk it, it came up 5min later, if I ate it, it came out 10min later..very uncool! I shit so much it turned into water..Jesus can turn water into wine but this nigga Twan can turn shit into water..What u kno about that (T.I. voice) Can I put Jesus and nigga in the same statement? Fck it its already been done..but back to my story. So I was earlin and shitin from 8-12..I didnt have nuthn left in me. I started earlin stomach acid nigga! That red shit that got a tart taste..yeah stomach acid!

Time for me to end this shit bc dont nobody wanna read a full blown book out chea..but..so I had a smoothie round 745..btw keep these times in mind bc we coming back to em in a min..so I had a smoothie round 745a..fried fish and shrimp round 1230p wit some blue kool-aid, my favorite. I say that to say this..nuthn I ate all day digested bc I earled it all up..including the kool-aid..how a nigga earl kool-aid..that shit fck'd me up when I seen that blue in the toilet..but it was the sweetest smellin vomit eva! Im hungry as fuk now tho..thats how a nigga kno he strait..back in the food game, ova the food poison, almost died but I wont be taken down by sumin I love so much, so what the bizness is..where the grub at cuz my stomach on E! and anybody who's eva had the poison gotta feel what I went thru, and if u dont u gets the sour face bc we all know, UFrontin!

Its all love, keep it 100 til tmrw