4.07.2010

Stunt Game Proper

My homie over at enycemusic.blogspot.com hit me up the other day & told me how he was ridin down the street and an old dude pulled up on side him super stunt style in an old school vette on shine sittin on chrome slappin him in the face like get on my level lil boi!! & that got me to thinkin....old people are the hardest stunta's out.

To all u thinkin that puttin ur 85 chevy on donks wit a bunch of General Mills stickers is doin it big, u odviously dont know the meaning of the phrase. An old person will have they old school ridin wit the sickest, classiest paint job sitting on factory restored chrome, the interior is stock and all the parts under the hood are origional. The car will be riding perfect with no engine problems and milage is low...now thats how u stunt! Whats more is they old school will be worth sumin while ur's is worth nuthin..no trade in value, all u can do is auction it off for parts.

To all u thinkin that postin that picture of urself holdin 1000 in 100's is stuntin hard..u lost ur way and need to be slapped back into reality. 1st and foremost thats ur rent money, so fix ur face,go get that money order and put it in the office box. Old people go to the bank get them G's and walk out the bank countin it like its nuthn, then go to walmart and buy they meds for 2.oo...thats how u get ur stash season on. When they say be prudent, old people are PRU-DENT like a mutha!

Young folks need to take a look at how these old people put the stunt game down and learn sumin. Next time u pull up on that 60,000 sports car, look at who in it..I bet its a senior citizen drivin slow as hell in that fast ride..can barely see over the wheel, holdin u up from gettin to where u try'n to go. They on they way to the money but they aint n a rush because they got so much already they see no need to hurry..I also believe old people drive slow to savor every moment in they life thats left..they aint rushin to die so they gonna live slow for as long as they can..& u cant be mad at that!

Shouts out to the hardest stunta's of regular people population...The Senior Citizen, this Ensure's for u *raises can of Ensure then pops it open*

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