Fuk Yo Life! Rob

Todays Fuk Yo Life Award goes to Rob Kardashian, and not for cheating..oh no not for cheating..he gets the award because of how he was sweating ol girl on some strait stalker shit. Umteen million calls back to back....to back to back to back...to back to back, well u get the picture, and then a surprise visit, I mean stalker pop up..Cm'on son, u asking for the Fuk Yo Life Award and nexts weeks Certified Fuk Boi Award.

One thing u neva do when u break up wit a chick is stalk the phone. Nigga send a text, and if she dont respond to the text within 2 days, then she dont wanna be bothered. 2 days is kinda much but hell these pple famous and probly doin famous pple shit, so allow 2 days for famous pple and 8-12 hrs for us regular folks. But where was I, ah yes the stalkn on the phone thing..a big no no and certified fuk boi move.

Dude who sent the email wasn't so cool eitha, no real nigga is gonna email u and so eligently ask u to stop calling because ur tryin to build a situation then end the email with One! Who the fuk says One anymore anyway, her new dude is on his way to certified fuk boi status hisself. U kno chicks date dudes wit similarities so again I can comfortably say that the new dude is definitly on his way to certified fuk boi status. A real nigga wldve answered that bitch after the IDK, 100th call and put a stop to that shit. Odviously she was liking that shit because any chick I know be shutting niggas down wit the quickness. U wont get a chance to stalk. Thats anutha story tho.

Look at it this way tho Rob homie, u got some naked pics out that chick..well anybody wit an internet connection got them same pics, but hey she was wit u when the freak came out, now whether or not u explored that freak remains unsaid..personally i dont think u explored the freak in her because u look like a lil pussy type nigga..but still in all, the bitch is bad, and a freak, and u had her 1st..as far as we know...so for that u get a Ufrontin thumbs up, but for the phone stalker move and that secret coast to coast jump u almost pulled, u gets the Ufrontin Fuk Yo Life Award for today!

Get ur shit together and bounce back wit a badder bitch.