The worse thing about getting drunk is the feeling u get the morning after. They got a plan B pill for fuckin, they need one for drinking too! They can call it the Look At U Now pill. I did a print infomercial for it and the whole 9. Check me and the Look At U Now pill out.
When "one for the road" puts u on ur ass, there's the Look At U Now pill. The Look At U Now pill will knock out all hangover symptoms and in some cases restore memory loss from the activities of the night before. But dont take my word, here's what some Look At U Now pill satisfied users had to say:
My hand/eye coordination used to go to shit after a night on the town til I got the Look At U Now pill, now I can get drunk, keep my balance and see strait wit no problem!
I hate waking up having to shit and earl at the same time after a night of too much partying, too many empty cups, but all that's over now thanks to the Look At U Now pill!
5hrs of drinking used to mean 10hrs of headache the next day, but since i got the Look At U Now pill I can party all night with no burn out! Watch out bitches..Im on the prowel!!
The Look At U Now pill isnt sold in stores but right now u can get 2 bottles for 19.95...yes 19.95 & with this exclusive offer you'll also get the Bitch Cant Fool Me shades FREE!!...just pay separate shipping. The Bitch Cant Fool Me shades will stop u from talking to ugly people who look cute in the darkness of the club.
So thats the Look At U Now pill and the Bitch Cant Fool Me shades both for the low price of 19.95....order now!!
1.09.2010
1.05.2010
2010 Dropings
There arent too many albums Im waiting on or looking for this year, but Ill tell u what..Lupe, Drake and Jeezy gonna have the hottest albums of the year..Im already predicting it. Mark my word, quote my word, screen print this page, do whateva u gotta do..today on Jan 8th 2010 Young Twan of Ufrontin is predicting that Lupe, Drake, and Jeezy will have the best albums of 2010...yeah Im leaving out Wayne, yeah Im leaving out all the otha hard hitters in the rap game..2010 is gonna be the 3 niggas mentioned above..now if Cudi decide to drop then he'll be in the running...and if Fab decide to drop he'll be in the running too, but artist dont drop every year anymore so dont look for these 2 any time soon....So lets re-cap (like I said a lot) Lupe, Drake, and Jeezy will have the hottest/best albums of 2010..and in that order too!
No frontin from Ufrontin...PEACE!
1.04.2010
Fuk Yo Life-2
Oh u thot it was ova huh...honestly me too, until I got home and saw somethin I thot I wldnt see anymore. Brief overview, I live next door to this young couple (black, if it matters) who's always fighting..not just any fighting but throw down fighting on some ECW type shit. I think dude be cheating too..well I kno dude be cheating because one day I was walkin up the stairs and he was walking down the stairs wit a chick..but this wasnt the chick that lived there, oh no, this was some otha chick! One day I came home and girl's whip was vandalized wit 'Stupid Bitch' written on her glass..shit was hilarious to me, u kno I love some drama!
So to bring it up to date some, they had a major fight a few weeks ago..like end of November early December weeks ago...oh did I mention they be doin all this in front the white folks, we the only niggas in the bldg and the old white pple be lookin at me crazy like Im the abuser, oh no thats not me ma'am!...but back to my story, so they had this big as fight a few weeks ago and girl got MIA. I was like Yessss bout time, because she's not an ugly chick, bitch kinda nice, so I was like Yesss, but in the back of my mind I was like "she gonna be back tho" because I know how women work, and she looked like the type to be attracted to the 24s..why else would she be there, he got a kid and look like flavor flav wit dreads.
I was starting to think I was wrong about her coming back because so many weeks went by, but what do I see when I pull up to the crib today...u got it...her whip. Guess she couldnt stay away that long..nigga must be giving her the 'Long Dong' (thats the good stroke for those who dont know) I told the lady she'd be back but she wasnt hearing me. Im always right about shit like this..and Im predicting the next fight will be before we hit the teen days of this month..and of course yall will be 1st to know when it pop off..i got commentary like ESPN!
So to my next door neighbor, u gets the Ufrontin Fuk Yo Life Award 2nd edition because ur dumb ass came back to a cheatin wife beater...and i aint talkn the Hanes T!
So to bring it up to date some, they had a major fight a few weeks ago..like end of November early December weeks ago...oh did I mention they be doin all this in front the white folks, we the only niggas in the bldg and the old white pple be lookin at me crazy like Im the abuser, oh no thats not me ma'am!...but back to my story, so they had this big as fight a few weeks ago and girl got MIA. I was like Yessss bout time, because she's not an ugly chick, bitch kinda nice, so I was like Yesss, but in the back of my mind I was like "she gonna be back tho" because I know how women work, and she looked like the type to be attracted to the 24s..why else would she be there, he got a kid and look like flavor flav wit dreads.
I was starting to think I was wrong about her coming back because so many weeks went by, but what do I see when I pull up to the crib today...u got it...her whip. Guess she couldnt stay away that long..nigga must be giving her the 'Long Dong' (thats the good stroke for those who dont know) I told the lady she'd be back but she wasnt hearing me. Im always right about shit like this..and Im predicting the next fight will be before we hit the teen days of this month..and of course yall will be 1st to know when it pop off..i got commentary like ESPN!
So to my next door neighbor, u gets the Ufrontin Fuk Yo Life Award 2nd edition because ur dumb ass came back to a cheatin wife beater...and i aint talkn the Hanes T!
Fuk Yo Life! Rob
Todays Fuk Yo Life Award goes to Rob Kardashian, and not for cheating..oh no not for cheating..he gets the award because of how he was sweating ol girl on some strait stalker shit. Umteen million calls back to back....to back to back to back...to back to back, well u get the picture, and then a surprise visit, I mean stalker pop up..Cm'on son, u asking for the Fuk Yo Life Award and nexts weeks Certified Fuk Boi Award.
One thing u neva do when u break up wit a chick is stalk the phone. Nigga send a text, and if she dont respond to the text within 2 days, then she dont wanna be bothered. 2 days is kinda much but hell these pple famous and probly doin famous pple shit, so allow 2 days for famous pple and 8-12 hrs for us regular folks. But where was I, ah yes the stalkn on the phone thing..a big no no and certified fuk boi move.
Dude who sent the email wasn't so cool eitha, no real nigga is gonna email u and so eligently ask u to stop calling because ur tryin to build a situation then end the email with One! Who the fuk says One anymore anyway, her new dude is on his way to certified fuk boi status hisself. U kno chicks date dudes wit similarities so again I can comfortably say that the new dude is definitly on his way to certified fuk boi status. A real nigga wldve answered that bitch after the IDK, 100th call and put a stop to that shit. Odviously she was liking that shit because any chick I know be shutting niggas down wit the quickness. U wont get a chance to stalk. Thats anutha story tho.
Look at it this way tho Rob homie, u got some naked pics out that chick..well anybody wit an internet connection got them same pics, but hey she was wit u when the freak came out, now whether or not u explored that freak remains unsaid..personally i dont think u explored the freak in her because u look like a lil pussy type nigga..but still in all, the bitch is bad, and a freak, and u had her 1st..as far as we know...so for that u get a Ufrontin thumbs up, but for the phone stalker move and that secret coast to coast jump u almost pulled, u gets the Ufrontin Fuk Yo Life Award for today!
Get ur shit together and bounce back wit a badder bitch.
1.03.2010
Reality Check (who tha fuc R u)
Whats fux me up most wit some pple is that they think that what they think is law. Mutha fucka who the fuc R u to think that what u think is final word and right. Niggaz & bitches be sayin shit and as soon as u disagree wit them they feathers get all ruffled like u just told them to hold they breathe til they see they dead grand father. Get the fuck off urself because u not that important & frankly niggaz could give a fuck about u..honestly.
If u know me u already kno that Ima try to offend ur dumb, simple, sensitive ass off G.P. ..why..because that's what I do and its about entertaining myself at the expense of ur extra regular ass. Pple, yall need to stop getting offended, mad, upset, or whatever u wanna call it when someone doesnt like the same thing as u. U know they mad because they'll say some dumb shit like, "dont knock it til u try it" or "thats UR opinion!"..bitch u damn right its my opinion..key word, MY, not UR's not HIS, but MINE..u super simple slut hoe yoo.
The thing about all this is they gettin offended like they created the shit you dont like. WTF, u aint gettin paid off the shit so why u defendin it like its ur baby or u got stock in it and my not liking it is takin money out ur pocket. Personally I could give a fuck if u dont like what I like..what u eat dont make me shit..& the sooner u fuck monkeys realize that, the sooner ur feelings will stop gettin hurt over dumb shit, but hey dumb fucka's do fuck shit & that wont change because dumb fucka's get wit dumb fucks and have fuck over kids..the cycle never ends!
Shouts out to the sensable pple who know that U R U & I M Me because they understand that this thing called life cant be lived by more one person in 1 body, meaning u live ur life & I mine. What u do wont affect me & vice versa. This is the population of the world that's living and living well because there's no pressure to please Mark, John, & Stacy (whoever they R). The rest of u fucks tryin to live thru or for otha pple gonna keep sufferin and gettin hurt when somebody aint feelin what u touchin because u breathing for all the wrong reasons....now u can feel that!
Thats ya Sunday Night Reality Check & if u aint N favor we all kno Ufrontin...but then again who gives a fuck!
Til next time.....PEACE!
If u know me u already kno that Ima try to offend ur dumb, simple, sensitive ass off G.P. ..why..because that's what I do and its about entertaining myself at the expense of ur extra regular ass. Pple, yall need to stop getting offended, mad, upset, or whatever u wanna call it when someone doesnt like the same thing as u. U know they mad because they'll say some dumb shit like, "dont knock it til u try it" or "thats UR opinion!"..bitch u damn right its my opinion..key word, MY, not UR's not HIS, but MINE..u super simple slut hoe yoo.
The thing about all this is they gettin offended like they created the shit you dont like. WTF, u aint gettin paid off the shit so why u defendin it like its ur baby or u got stock in it and my not liking it is takin money out ur pocket. Personally I could give a fuck if u dont like what I like..what u eat dont make me shit..& the sooner u fuck monkeys realize that, the sooner ur feelings will stop gettin hurt over dumb shit, but hey dumb fucka's do fuck shit & that wont change because dumb fucka's get wit dumb fucks and have fuck over kids..the cycle never ends!
Shouts out to the sensable pple who know that U R U & I M Me because they understand that this thing called life cant be lived by more one person in 1 body, meaning u live ur life & I mine. What u do wont affect me & vice versa. This is the population of the world that's living and living well because there's no pressure to please Mark, John, & Stacy (whoever they R). The rest of u fucks tryin to live thru or for otha pple gonna keep sufferin and gettin hurt when somebody aint feelin what u touchin because u breathing for all the wrong reasons....now u can feel that!
Thats ya Sunday Night Reality Check & if u aint N favor we all kno Ufrontin...but then again who gives a fuck!
Til next time.....PEACE!
1.01.2010
2010 Comings
Shouts out to ev'body who was talkin that "im leaving it in 09, its new beginnings" shit. The funniest thing about yall is that the only person believing that bullshit coming out ur face is you...matter fact u mite even believe that shit u talkn..i believe pple kno when they bullshittin so i kno yall cant believe that shit comin out ur own mouth. Yall eitha talk that shit because it sounds nice or eitha because u just need somethin to say and u figure "hey if i say this ill get a response" Real pple dont gotta wait til the new year to leave ur ass where u at..hell i left mad pple in 09 durin 09, fuck it, if u dont wann a be bothered wit someone why u waitin to drop em..ill tell u why..because u aint droppin shit,ufrontin ass nigga/bitch yooo..yeah niggas be talkn that dumb shit too. Thing is this, the same pple who talkn bout they leavin it in 09 is gonna be the same pple talkn bout they leaving it in 2010 once 2011 get here..mark my word..u kno i always Say Whats Real, like a Drake freestyle. All i can hope for in the new year is for pple to start keepin it 100 and stop talkn out they ass just to get a response, but i already kno my hopes are just dreams because fake shit is all pple want these days! SMH...lets c how this plays out, and while ufrontin, count on me to continue to keep it nuthn but authentic, like A.I.'s jersey during game time!
From all of here at ufrontin.blogspot.com we wanna wish u a happy new year, and the only frontin u need to be doin is ufrontin..fuck wit us!
2010 U.P.
From all of here at ufrontin.blogspot.com we wanna wish u a happy new year, and the only frontin u need to be doin is ufrontin..fuck wit us!
2010 U.P.
On To The Next One
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