I Thot Yall Aint Celebrate!?

Shouts out to the churches that dont celebrate Halloween but still meet to take the kiddies trick or treatin!...Am I missing somethn here bc I thot the church viewed Halloween as the devil's holiday. (Oh shit he goin N on the church!) You know u cant talk about the church cuz u get viewed as a heathen or sumin but hell Im just as Holy as the next person..might be Holier then the youngsta thats claiming to be the Holiest, bc if U out chea actin all Holy we all know UFrontin!, but Ive digressed (if thats how u spell it) I just hope all the kidies have fun knockin on them doors gettin that bootie of treasure candy that they gotta bring back to the church for the pastor to bless, and if it looks like its been tampered wit, toss it! Personally I roc's wit the Hallo of the Ween, and Its all good that they aint tryin to take the holiday away from the kids off G.P. bc who dont want some free candy, shit I want some free candy! Maybe next the pastor will give em all a ride in his $100,000 whip wit the doors up, but thats a diff post. So again, shouts out to the church but we all know...UFrontin!

Its all love yall, keep it 100 til tmrw

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